How to become a real runner

While procrastinating, I have come up with a few things I need to do to become a real runner:

1. Take a running class/clinic.
              Maybe Good Form Running at Big Peach Running.
2. Join running group.

3. Buy running watch.

4. Learn to run on a treadmill.

5. Learn how to listening to music without shaking booty, so I can wear headphones while on said treadmill.

Please feel free to make other suggestions on how to become a real runner (besides actually running).